Blue Chairs Resort by the Sea Puerto Vallarta

Glad we ignored the negative reviews

We were in Puerto Vallarta for a week back in 2003 and loved it. But we stayed at a private house in the Conchas Chinas hills. While we loved staying there this time we were just going for a 3 night quickie vacation and decided to book Blue Chairs as we had been there several times during our last visit to enjoy their rooftop bar at sunsets and their beach during the day. We got a great rate on an oceanview room. I started getting a bit worried after reading all the negative reviews here about no hot water, construction, credit card scams, etc But we decided it was only 3 nights so how bad could it be? After all, we are very experienced travelers both professionally and personally so we knew we were going to have fun, not looking for a 5 star spa experience. We got to the hotel and I offered my credit card. He didnt have any paper to copy it to and said we could do it upon checkout. I was happy with that. (we had checked before leaving home and knew the card had not been charged for the room yet). We were given our wristbands and the very friendly security guard carried our bags up to room 104 and showed us everything in the roomTV, coffee pot, A/C etcit was a nice touch of service. Turns out he also barbacks and helps all the beach waiters throughout the day. A very busy man. The room has been recently renovated (I am attaching several pictures for you to see) and was quite comfortable. We were 1 level above the street but as it was a dead end there was no noise to speak of. We had a large patio with 2 chairs and a small table and a nice view of the bay. We never saw any other rooms but I did see in the door next door and it was a much smaller room. There are some rooms on the very front of the hotel but they may be the suites/kitchenettes as they had large balconies with bigger windows. All of the balconies above ours were MUCH smaller so if you want a large balcony be careful which room you get. There was a deluge shower head and nice shower big enough for 2 but the water pressure was VERY low. Not so bad that couldnt shower but it was not going to massage you. Also, while they put a nice marble seat in the shower its under the faucet so your back hits it. Would have been better in the other side of the shower, but no biggie. #104 has 2 double beds, we prefer kings, and the one we used was comfortable. It had a 3 foam pad that made it a bit soft. Also, these beds are on marble slabs so NO WAY to move them together. As it was only 3 nights and we knew several rooms were being renovated still we didnt ask for another room. There was a very nice sized closet with several hangers (no iron). There was a small 4 cup coffee pot (but no coffee so if you want to use it, bring your own), a nice wall mounted flat screen 32 TV with LOTS of cable channels including CNN/HLN and TCM, so yes, there ARE English channels. There was also a bottle of red wine, but its $25USD if you drink it. There is no refrigerator but we didnt miss it. All in all the room was extremely comfortable, the a/c worked like a dream (ceiling fan, too), the sliding glass door was new so the lock was very secure. None of the things we were worried about from all the previous reviews ever became an issue for us. We headed up to the rooftop bar and they had 3 very hot go-go boys dancing on the stage that is over what USED TO BE the pool. Here is where I can deliver some VERY GOOD NEWS to those that are going soon. Part of the renovations is an entirely new floor above the rooftop bar that has a new pool, bar, seating areas, loungers and still one of the best views of Puerto Vallarta around! We didnt use the pool as there were no chairs yet, although we could have as it was open and felt quite nice to the touch. The drinks are still cheap and strong and the servers are still nice and quick with a smile. We also attended gay bingo (a hoot) and the Dirty Bitches show (the crowd LOVED them!). The go-go- boys are some of the nicest boys in the world and we had a great time getting to know them over the few days we were there. Also, there is a new strip club in town called Casanova's that several of the boys do entirely different (and sexier!) shows starting at 11pm. We ate at the caf on the beach for breakfast and enjoyed everything we ate. One day we also got the cerviche tostadas served to us while on the beach and they were great as well. We laid on the beach everyday and the waiters were attentive and fast. One tip: If you have a good pair of binoculars TAKE THEM!! Not only for the obvious reasons that you would think of but also for the beach waiters who took great pleasure in using them for their own purposes. It was a great ice breaker. They have a concierge, Jeff, who can book any tours or give any info you want. There are several masseurs walking the beach offering service but I would recommend Victor who is a part of Blue Chairs. 450 pesos for 80 minutesand hes a doll. We ate at La Palapa, Marantina (used to be Kit Kat) and Red Cabbage Caf (our favorite!) One nice surprise when we got home, they charged the room but due to the exchange rate it turned out LOWER than what we had been quoted. One final note, if you want to bring local visitors back you may, but at a 200 peso charge. We would stay there again. However, we would probably stay for 3 days again. A week's stay may be a bit much on anyone that isn't a hard core party boy.

Go for the rooftop parties but skip the hotel

While it's at the epicenter of gay Vallarta, the hotel itself is over-priced and not well-maintained. The nightly sunset rooftop parties and drag shows are fun, but you get more room for your money elsewhere.

Be REAL

LETS just say you get what you pay for. You guys that are expecting a 5 star hotel stay somewhere else.. The staff was VERY helpful. I had booked a partial ocen view and when it wasnt ready they were more than gracious to upgrade me to a full ocean view. Ever heard the saying you reap what you sew???? when you are an ass to people you will probably get the same back!! the waiters at the resturant on the beach couldnt have been better.. Jacquline was the best desk person and an incredible entertainer at the roof top bar!! So you princess's that want and need your special" attention" stay somewhere else but if you want real people stay at the blue chairs!!! :)

I had the exact same experience with Blue Chair. I will never stay there again and tell everyone to stay away from this place. The rooms were dirty and very outdated and the bathroom was terrible. The staffs weren't particularly friendly. STAY AWAY!!!

Hot men in the sand...

What more could a man want then to be surrounded by hot, sexy, sunning men! The restaurant there is good too!