Apaches Martini Bar and Bistro

I have been coming here for the past year and their Hawaiian Chicken, Mediteranean Meatballs and Chicken Satay are delicious. The Margaritas are strong but with 2 for 1 Happy Hour drinks between 5 and 8 pm how can you go wrong. The Servers Andres, Chuy and Freddy are very friendly and service oriented.

This is absolutely the best place to eat and drink in Puerto Vallarta. We always stop by on our yearly trip and visit with the owners and the wait staff. If you are looking for great food and friendly staff this is a nice place to hang out.

I've been going there since Marianne first opened. A great place for good conversation and friendly people gay and straight.

Every day at 5:00 sharp, Apaches hosts every tired old queen in town. You can even bring your dog. He'll get a seat; you may not. Apaches is another tired PV institution that doesn't have the sense to die. Drinks are overpriced and hideous (the Friend of Dorothy was simply undrinkable), seating is guarded for the TOQs and their court, unless you arrive a bit early and stake your claim (4:45 at the latest if you want outside). If you get stuck inside, you'll have to shriek at your friends to be heard over the 2nd tier TOQs who didn't rate an outside table. That's really all this place has to offer. I won't be back.

along a busy street-sandwitched by a mix/str8 bar on eighter side, open air but still very hot and very loud (in competition with neighboring (very loud) bar! okay for half an hour or one drink after that it becomes so clostrophobic and a real headbanger!!!!